The October Feast

babes of oktoberfest

Okay well my exams are virtually over. I guess everything was okay except for Additional Mathematics which was a total killer I swear. Out of all the people I asked, only Julian said he'd think he'd pass.

"Yes I think I will pass, but I don't think I will get an A1." I was like WHAT THE FUCK!!!!! I'm looking to just pass and you're looking for an A1? Yeah well some people are like that. Surprisingly Chemistry was okay but you know, what the fuck. Surprisingly Malay was okay, but what the fuck. Surprisingly Elementary Mathematics was a killer which is like WHAT THE FUCK!!! E Math is my niche. I don't know.. We must insult the setter Ha ha hahahahaha.

Okay well I'm gonna set up a ***** community. So far I have 3-4 takers! Another one or two more would be good :) It's gonna be so fun. I'm looking forward to the holidays cos I can pretty much do whatever I want. Namely,

1) Watch Liverpool matches with friends. (I really wanna try it)
2) Go out with friends, girls and guys.
3) DIANA!!
4) Go out with family (I'm close to my family, siblings and cousinszxzxz)
5) Buy stuff, loads loads loads of stuff.
6) *****!! Hahaha :D

Alright I got nothing else, see you fully on the 15th.

Lots of love,

Mikail Seth.

PS: I WANNA GO FOR OKTOBERFEST!!!!! AND HALLOWEEN. ANY TAKERS?

Love Your Breasts

This blog is so dead; it needs some fricking weed.

So. Lutfan’s been MIA. Does anyone know why?

He’s been smoking up with his baby cousin somewhere in Scandinavia and having a ball of a time getting his ass tattooed by this red headed European chick. Whatever he said about exams, HAHA are you kidding me? That’s all bullshit! He’s trying to avoid the thousands of girls waiting at his doorstep. So ladies, please, if you’re not Sarah Jessica Parker, I suggest you walk away. Oh but if you’re an Indian mom, I guess that could work too.



Lutfan, THIS is why you should never trust me with your password :)

Your Bullshitting Buddy Who Has Quite An Imagination :)

The Five-Year Plans

Okay I guess that since it's been 4 days since I last updated, I've been okay. I had quite a stressing week academically. I mean with the mock exams and Practicals and whatever the fuck not. But I got through them I guess. I'm just awaiting the 22 days to fucking pass, so I can finally be a free person. Free as a bird. If I were to be a bird, I'd be a Liverbird, obviously.

I think I'm gonna study History and then read my book and then watch some Dane Cook! Haha he's really good I swear. He's a stand Up comedian and he concentrates more on real life situations which he feels are points of humour. I think it's really creative and innovative and what not so you should all watch it.

Just a moment ago blogger was like screwing up it said something about spyware and whatever the fuck. Anyway well, yesterday my mom bought loads of new furniture for my room. Loads being a TV console, a Book Shelf and a CD Rack. I dunno why a CD rack though I don't have many CDs. Though I'm gonna go into the habit of getting new CDs but for now I've got different priorities with me notes. My money's still green.

Okay well I guess I better get back to evil moustached men. Hitler wasn't particularly evil, maybe just TOO avengeful and a little looney. But he was a good speaker nevertheless. Go YouTube him and feel INSPIRED (if you're a public speaker).

From Russia with Love,

Mikail Seth

The Week Wanes

My Carragher Autobiography arrived yesterday! I have read parts of it it's really really funny. I think I've never read something so interesting about someone's life before. Oh well if you're a Kopite you should really read it. If you aren't one you should read it as well.

Haven't been blogging so much because I haven't been online so much because I'm being a good boy and doing other more important stuff such as checking on MORE important people and doing work. Which reminds me, LUTFAN DO YOUR FUCKING HISTORY.

I played poker on Friday and I lost 2 fucking buy-ins! That's 20 bucks mind you. I had REALLY REALLY bad luck ever since Akmal stole my pot. He beat my straight. I wonder what I went in so much for on a straight. And Akmal, if you ever read this. I DID NOT SEE THE THREE CLUBS.

Yesterday there was a huge feast over at me place with everyone coming over and such but what the fuck. It wasn't THAT huge. To me at least. Then Khalis slept over and we went out at 1 to eat. And then we called some overseas associates for the business we are doing now.

Alright pretty much sums up my week. Oh I fail to comment on the fucking disappointing draw yesterday. APPARENTLY, it's cool to attack for 85 minutes. Take corners for 5 minutes and not score. But it's okay, I'm still proud of my club <3

Mikail Seth ;)

The Mundane Updates

Tuesday: Didn't go to school
: Watched Rounders (film)

Wednesday: Liverpool won Marseille 2-1 (Stayed up to watch. Managed 2 hours of sleep)
: Celebrated Luqman's birthday (Bought him Ferragamo cologne)

Thursday: Came home fucking moody and went to sleep.

Rounders is a really really good movie about Texas Holdem Poker, fans of poker should watch that movie it's really really good. I like Teddy KGB, he's a really good character. Maybe I should put a video of him up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaT2pBiS-JI

I liked Luqman's birthday, it was really fun and I enjoyed it. I guess I enjoy all birthdays!

Enjoy the clip,

Mikail

The Royal Flush

I think poker is the new thing in now, I'm like always playing it. I won like $40000 playing on Farcebook in one sitting, haha, it might've been luck. Yeah and I played on Saturday and won $16 bucks. Which is quite a feat actually considering it's my first time playing.

There's the Marseille match tommorow and I need to watch it but I don't know cos I'm feeling abit sick, maybe I will and maybe I won't. It all depends on my immunity HAHA. To be honest, I need this year to be over really quickly because it's been really unproductive in terms of academics and I really hate it when that happens. I have had some events, some I totally don't want to be reminded of, some I really want to be reminded of for the rest of my life. I guess that's how life is, with it's ups and downs.

Now all I wanna do is read and read and read. I might desert my computer life, which isn't really a big deal, but I may. Cos all I wanna do is read. You know that sometimes in life, you wanna say something bad about someone but you just can't? Well, I'm not going through that because I don't have anything bad to say about anyone, because the people I know are all really nice. Haha!

I miss alot of people, and I will always be sad Diana ditched all of us without any notice whatsoever.

You'll Never Walk Alone,

Mikail Seth

Liverpool 2 - 1 Man You

Robbie Keane and Berbatov, mates? Nah. Liverpool had possibly the worst start in this match up, conceding a lousy goal. Mascherano was at fault for not tracking Tevez down, if Mascherano had tracked him, it would have been a goal, for sure. But the fans weren't disheartnened by this, singing You'll Never Walk Alone and other Kop chants with the pride of merseyside. Soon after, we were gifted a goal by Wes Brown. I know the sour, sulky, sore mancs will say, oh if not for the own goal, it would have been a draw. If not for Wes Brown bla bla bla. Thing is, Riera was just behind Wes Brown, the goal was inevitable.



Soon after this, it seemed Man You were playing for the draw, but everyone in Anfield knew it was meant to be Liverpool's win. And true enough, Mascherano redeemed himself by dribbling past a few defenders. Although he was taken out, he was followed up by Kuijt who laid off a decent cross to his fellow countrymen, Ryan Babel who slotted it over the defenders head. Liverpool then led from then on.



Kuijt had two chances on goal which were saved by Van der Shit. Nevertheless, WE WON! FUCK OFF YOU MANCS, WE WON. FAIR AND SQUARE AFTER 5 SEASONS, WE WON. Yer pieces of shite, garlic breath tossers! After 5 focking years of doing me ead in WE FINALLY DID IT. COME ON YOU REDS, we'll kill them once again at Old Tramp-fort when we have Torres and Gerrard back, PLUS new players.

You'll Never Walk Alone,

The happiest Kopite.