She is Fifteen!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ONCE AGAIN, NADIAH! I know you secretly want me to excessively pour my heart out for you on your birthday, well GUESS WHAT. Okay! Okay well I don't know if pour your heart out is the phrase but.. fuck it.

Zomg (I know it irritates you but you being irritated makes me happy) HAHA, well okay do you remember when we were like primary 5. And you were like, hello Lutfan do you know who I am, I think people in your class know who I am. Then I was like HUH who are youuuuu?! But then we eventually got along well and stuff and I hate reminiscing, but this seems appropriate. Yeah then a year after that we all did that horrid piece of shit PSLE (Piece of Shit Like Exams) and guess what, SHE BEAT ME. Then she went to SCGS and then had to move. I swear if you didn't move I think I would go out with you every week. Cos I like going out with my friends every week. But you're in some obscure country drinking boooooooze everyday and fucking arab guys, not thinking about me :( well, at least you're happy.

And like after 15 years of living, we're still friends! Haha, cheers. I'm very happy you lived for 15 years. Like I know I died at 11 years. But then I still talk to you because whilst my soul was on it's way to the other world, it decided to come back and possess my body to talk to you again an again and again.

Well you're so lucky you're having a good birthday, because not everyone does! And I wanna get you something but you're in Saudi and that's hard. Maybe if I do I'll Fed-ex it to you but it will arrive sometime in December because Saudi is on a different planet. Haha, well okay, HAPPY BIRTHDAY ONCE AGAIN.

If you think this post is bullshit then well, CONGRATULATIONS, because we're both bullshitters and I love talking to you. Hahaha, HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYY.

From love with Russia,

Mikail