Kill the Mancs

Okay well I still have another Daniel Agger photo. I swear he is my idol. I mean he's been MIA alot so I kind of forgot about my love for him but I swear once he's back I'm printing Agger/5 on my jersey. I mean he's such a ball player and with him Liverpool progress ALOT.

---Carragher--Skrtel--Agger(!)--Dossena


-----------Gerrard--Mascherano---------


------------------Keane----------------

-Kuijt----------------------------Riera

------------------Torres---------------

Rafa Benitez, please read my blog and put this formation. I'm telling you, Skrtel and Agger is the best partnershit EVER. This formation will win us the league. This formation will not fail you! Use this against the mancs and the mancs will DIE.

On a less football-ey note, Nadiah just ditched me for food. Ha, okay I'm gonna conspire to get Luqman's birthday present. I just realized my SA is prolly like in 3 weeks or so, and everything is okay I guess except for fucking Humanities! I hate Social Studies I mean who the fuck wants to learn about the guvnor's weird fantasies about Singaporean's having alot of sex?

I have GOT to meet Nadiah the next time she comes. Really, can you just like steal a jet plane?! Okay well I know what we're gonna do you bullshitter. We're gonna bullshit bullshit and bullshit. Then we'll do weed like the one I gave you to buka with. Did you get it?! I hope you did, please share with your whole family and friends please thank you.

I wanna marry Volbeat. At my wedding Volbeat and Kiss are gonna be playing I swear I swear I swear. Today I did chemistry so most of my day was full of chemistry and shit. And I mean like when you are not able to eat or drink, you can't do anything. I can't play hockey. I can't go out. I can't invite friends over. Practically can't do anything. Oh besides playing hockey on the computer. Which is okay too I guess. But like my team is above the salary cap or something.

Today was a very pensive day I just sat down and thought.. why don't I have nice hair? Want thing I always wanted was hair that I could like touch and feel happy instantly. Yeah I also thought, why aren't I Agger's height?! He's like 189 apparently and I am 173, I think. That's a 16 cm difference, which fucking sucks. I need to start eating Aggers' for breakfast. Okay maybe not.. Skrtels' would suffice :)

Lastly..

I

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LIVERPOOL

FAN

FRIENDS.

You'll Never Walk Alone,

Your average Kopite!